Can't see anything? Neither could I.

This was the daftest haircut I've ever had, and that's saying something. It involved twist-crimping my hair into mini-dreadlocks so that it fell over my face, rather like a gothic version of Dougal the Dog. Naturally, I thought it looked dead cool. Unfortunately it also meant that I couldn't see a bloody thing... which was probably good news for the goth girls around Bath.

If anyone's interested, there's a colour version of this haircut here...

There's also a picture of me in my band jumping around like a lunatic.